am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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