the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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