Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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