So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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