At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
It's just like the Real World with babies
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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