Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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