Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Randomize
