at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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