guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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