you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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