i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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