Nicole vs. Life
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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