we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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