Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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