Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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