Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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