yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You made out with two different species that night
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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