Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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