She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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