Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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