I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She even gives head with a lisp.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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