Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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