Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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