fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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