I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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