Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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