office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize