everyone is single if you try hard enough
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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