evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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