just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I love you.
Bad choice
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