Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
my penis made a compromise with my morals
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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