Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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