maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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