he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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