if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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