this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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