Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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