This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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