Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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