porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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