then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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