We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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