Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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