You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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