I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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