singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Please don't give away my fajitas
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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