I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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