they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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