I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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