I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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