i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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