It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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