So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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