North Korea, Best Korea!
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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