so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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